The Top 10 Ways to Keep From Selling in China (or Anywhere Else)
September 30, 2009 by Stacy42
1) Make no investment in the country. Don’t learn any of the language, don’t read about the culture, and don’t visit frequently. Why waste your valuable time?
2) Don’t spend any money. Use a “straight commission, no cure no pay” business model. After all, no one else is interested in the Chinese market, so remember that people are actually waiting around for your product.
3) Keep those business trips short. The culture is over 4000 years old, but you can do a deal in a weekend. And if you can, keep all meetings to 20 minutes or less.
4) Show the Chinese “who is boss.” Dictate all terms. Be as inflexible as possible. This will force them to respect your authority.
5) Don’t bother with costly translations and interpreters. If these people don’t speak, read and write English, then it is your duty to modernize them.
6) Ignore local laws. Law is law, but business is business. Nothing hinders a deal more than difficult, ancient laws. To overcome Chinese resistance, force your laws down their throats.
7) Arrive late to meetings. “A busy man is an important man.” Command respect immediately by making the Chinese wait.
Remember the American sense of humor. The best way to get a point across is using a little joke. Sex, religion and politics are always suitable topics to pass a few laughs with.
9) Critique that government. Everyone admires the American sense of free speech. If you disagree with government policies or officials, don’t’ be shy about broadcasting your opinions.
10) Change that culture. If you are unhappy with “the Chinese way of doing business” then do things your way. Live by the motto: “It’s my way or the highway.”
Comedy can be a powerful way to get your point across. The Business Drink International Business Radio Show deals with subjects as timeless as coffee itself; such as, how to sell in China, how to pick an offshore software developer, and other international business tips. The Lemonade Stand is another business talk radio show that is entertaining and informative listening.
I wrote on this beginning 42 yrs ago and I have slightly changed my stance.
skip the tax forms –except for the sale taxes you have to collect; those are from
perhaps the dept of revenue; ask them.
and a biz license……..but seek customers FIRST. That seems backward to a lot of people
but it is fine to get the word out now, and if it can be done ……….start out from your garage
or living room [like Apple Computers did] until you get a few dozen clients,
cash flow and a good rep.
then, go to a commercial site and expand!
available to guide you further
coool! i like this japanese style though company is very dynamic
I use rentacoder.com you post your project details and various people bid.
its a joke to see this admin doing our business,I would not run a lemonade stand the way they our running our country
throw all the bums out
Business meeting, radio interview then casting with Peter Morrissey x